Fayces Skin Care

OK, guys, once and for all it's time to get rid of those ever-so-nasty bumps and the rash-like mess on your puss. It ain't pretty to look at, and god knows it can't be too comfortable, so we've found you some relief. Fayces specializes in problem skin. Give 'em a call and schedule an appointment for a skin peel, which is a mere $30 and provides a deep glycolic peel, nearly three times as powerfull as a standard glycolic peel -- and it doesn't sting at all! You'll look in the mirror and see an array of smooth follicles and a noticeable reduction of ingrown hairs. On your way out, be sure to pick up some Bump Fighter razors and extra cartridges ($3 - $4) and maybe a disposable shaver ($2.50). These bad boys keep the blade above skin level, which prevents further ingrown hairs. Wouldn't it be nice to have a face as smooth as a baby's ass!? Yeah, baby!